tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2974984764172093462024-03-13T10:18:29.436+08:00MALAYSIANISMSThis Blog Is Dedicated To Stuff That Malaysian People LikeB.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-87578094858219167422010-11-10T01:52:00.003+08:002010-11-10T01:59:27.767+08:00"Extra Tuition" In The Asia Mag!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/TNmLVmkgc5I/AAAAAAAAA1A/Mg8QOrUWtV4/s1600/kartun%2Bmalaysia_0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/TNmLVmkgc5I/AAAAAAAAA1A/Mg8QOrUWtV4/s320/kartun%2Bmalaysia_0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5537610420075918226" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(81, 81, 81); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mental Torture in Malaysia</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(81, 81, 81); line-height: 16px; "><div class="panel-separator" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "></div><div class="panel-pane" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; 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border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">By NIGEL LIM</span></span></div></div></div><div class="panel-separator" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "></div><div class="panel-pane date_content" style="margin-top: 3px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><div class="pane-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">November 3, 2010</span></span></div></div><div class="panel-separator" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "></div><div class="panel-pane" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; display: block; "><div class="views-field-field-introduction-value" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><span class="field-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; word-wrap: break-word; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The exquisite, completely unnecessary practice favoured by parents in Malaysia known as extra tuition.</span></span></b></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; word-wrap: break-word; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></b></p></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="panel-pane body-node-panel-class" id="body-node-panel-id" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><div class="pane-content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; word-wrap: break-word; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Malaysians are an enlightened lot. Such is the continuous need for edification that any Malaysian is readily available to absorb knowledge from the grapevine or the Internet as well as dispense expert advice to anyone willing to listen. The source of their information may not be completely legitimate but no one pores over tiny details like credence.</span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; word-wrap: break-word; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; word-wrap: break-word; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Continue reading <a href="http://www.theasiamag.com/patterns/mental-torture-in-malaysia">here</a>!</span></span></p></div></div></span></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-34244080204426358192010-03-11T21:13:00.006+08:002010-03-11T21:26:50.529+08:00"Hating Singapore" Published In The Asia Mag!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/S5js-IMbzVI/AAAAAAAAAxk/Ux5X_KH69Is/s1600-h/malaysia+sg+story+clarissa_0.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/S5js-IMbzVI/AAAAAAAAAxk/Ux5X_KH69Is/s320/malaysia+sg+story+clarissa_0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447364301400296786" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hating Singapore</span></span></i></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Malaysia has a longstanding relationship filled with grudging tolerance and mutual animosity for its neighbouring country, Singapore. For the uninitiated, Singapore used to be a part of Malaysia a very long time ago. Some people still think it should be. But these are the same people who think </span></span><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/07/25-sms.html" target="_blank" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">divorce by SMS</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> is perfectly legitimate.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(81, 81, 81); line-height: 16px; "></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Read the rest of the article </span></span><a href="http://www.theasiamag.com/perspectives/why-malaysians-hate-singapore"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">here</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">!</span></span><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-12168520048259293172009-04-10T13:45:00.002+08:002009-04-10T13:56:24.303+08:00How Come, How Long<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/Sd7eFkvN5WI/AAAAAAAAAuw/zeTOkgKOR_0/s1600-h/n515527802_1461716_7471.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322935996940936546" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/Sd7eFkvN5WI/AAAAAAAAAuw/zeTOkgKOR_0/s320/n515527802_1461716_7471.jpg" border="0" /></a> Dear readers,<br /><br />First off, my apologies for the protracted absence. Due to certain commitments and material exhaustion, we haven't been able to update Malaysianisms as much as we normally would.<br /><br />But fret not, we'll soon be back with a bang, bigger and better than before!<br /><br />In the meantime, why not revisit some of your favorite posts and spread the word to your friends. We welcome fresh ideas and perspectives on Malaysian life from all of you!<br /><br />Be well, see you soon.<br /><br />B.H.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-11757163832518372592009-02-24T01:43:00.002+08:002009-02-24T02:40:27.688+08:00#57 Extra Tuition<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306060134111454882" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SaLplEqTJqI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/htxQM4MiL6E/s320/Tuition001.jpg" border="0" />Malaysians are an enlightened lot. Such is the continuous need for edification that any Malaysian is readily available to absorb knowledge from the grapevine or the Internet as well as dispense expert advice to anyone willing to listen. The source of their information may not be completely legitimate but no one pores over tiny details like credence.<br /><div><br /><div align="justify">It is also a necessity to enrol Malaysian children in private or public tuition from ages as young as 7. You might think this is typical of demanding and pedantic, over-achieving parents but really, it's quite the norm for any Malaysian parent. Because Malaysians can't stand the fact that their kids aren't developing at the same rate as everyone else who's learning the same syllabus from the same materials taught by teachers from school at their after work jobs.</div><br /><div align="justify">Public tuition centers cater to groups of students who attend classes in the evenings, absorbing expert insight and surveying their fellow classmates (this is a plus point of tuition centers if you're from an all boy/girl school). Public tuition centers boast experienced tutors who have lists of accolades and achievements unfamiliar to most but always profess to have <em>tips</em> on topics in the major exams. These claims are sometimes proven true due to the high probability of topics being repeated by exam preparators drawing inspiration from ancient and predictable syllabus material.</div><br />Parents who can afford to, spring for private tuition. Private tutors can leave a lasting image on their students. Some deliver results. Some deliver mediocrity. Some deliver be<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SaLqCAQKohI/AAAAAAAAAug/pWtahAZtTnE/s1600-h/Tuition%2520center.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306060631144309266" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SaLqCAQKohI/AAAAAAAAAug/pWtahAZtTnE/s320/Tuition%2520center.jpg" border="0" /></a>atings. Private tutors often do not come from educational backgrounds. They're normally comprised of overeducated but underpaid individuals looking to gain an extra buck and to impose their sanctimony on unsuspecting children. Occasionally these tutors will relate stories of their school days and missed opportunities which led them to where they currently are. This is a recommended form of punishment for students to be used by tutors who don't condone violence but wish to inflict narcolepsy through nostalgia trips.<br /><br /><div align="justify">The period in which major examination results are released is always an exciting time for everyone involved. This is when everyone gets to see the fruits of their labor. Tuition centers will be quick to publicise successful individuals in promotional materials or think of new ways to recruit students. Private tutors will either become elusive or increase their teaching rates. In the long run, it's all worth it because these extra classes, intensive tuition, mental torture and grade inflation all result in more and more educated individuals who eventually contribute to the country's brain drain or statistics of the national unemployment rate.</div></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-5673953650281245822009-02-15T23:22:00.008+08:002009-02-16T22:11:45.635+08:00#56 Maggi Mee<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SZgzcDPEPOI/AAAAAAAAAtw/optM4dP8MM4/s1600-h/maggi.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303045118226611426" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SZgzcDPEPOI/AAAAAAAAAtw/optM4dP8MM4/s320/maggi.JPG" border="0" /></a>Malaysia has been said (and self-proclaimed) to be a gourmet paradise by many a tourist, culinary expert and gourmand. It is therefore ironic that one particular dish stands out as a Malaysian trademark due to its ubiquity and omnipresence: Maggi Mee.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggi_noodles"><br />Maggi noodles</a> are a brand of instant noodles manufactured by the brand Nestle. However, given the pervasiveness of the Maggi brand, all kinds of instant noodles are known colloquially and collectively as Maggi Mee. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Much like Badminton is the unofficial national sport of Malaysia, it can be said that Maggi Mee is a national dish and anyone who is Malaysian has consumed Maggi Mee at least once in their lifetime. No single social stratum in Malaysia can be indifferent to the temptation of Maggi Mee. Given its instantaneous nature and convenience, Malaysians have come to accept Maggi Mee as a staple form of nourishment on account of its high Monosodium glutamate levels.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Given the creative nature of Malaysian food proprietors in Malaysia, Maggi Mee has evolved and now comes in several culinary forms. Among the most popular would be the Maggi Goreng; fried Maggi noodles which adorn the table of mamak stalls across the country. Some people apply their own form of inventiveness and preference by half-cooking their Maggi within half the recommended time. These experiments are brought on by acquired tastes and peculiar idiosyncrasies, to be sure. Such is the affinity Malaysian people have for Maggi Mee that they would pay money to enjoy this dish at eateries despite the ease of which they could prepare one at home themselves.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Maggi Mee is one of the few items that remain impervious and ever-present throughout economic uncertainty and cultural confluence. And if you ever run out of ideas for gifts for your Malaysian friends overseas, present them with a box of Maggi (must be made in Malaysia). They will be overjoyed and reminisce about their struggling days as a a student, surviving on a pack of Maggi a day and their attempts to beat the luggage weight limit at the airport because of the Maggi supply they attempted to lug back overseas.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />If the Malaysian person you purvey the box of Maggi with is still indeed a student, you will be seen as a Messiah. This is because Maggi Mee takes on considerably more value (sale, barter trade with fellow students) on foreign soil. This act of grace can then be used to leverage favours for future benefit, such as asking them to transport items back to Malaysia for you during their semester break.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-52898577026229865032009-02-03T02:08:00.004+08:002009-02-04T02:10:41.497+08:00#55 Open House<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SYhou6tvYrI/AAAAAAAAAto/BemRwUfuw0s/s1600-h/openhouse.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298600116845765298" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SYhou6tvYrI/AAAAAAAAAto/BemRwUfuw0s/s320/openhouse.jpg" border="0" /></a> One of the more charming Malaysian concepts is the "Open House" which is held during the various cultural or religious festivals held throughout the year. Basically it entails the host welcoming friends, family and freeloaders to visit and dine at their humble abode as a gesture of goodwill and to get into people's good graces.<br /><br />Typically, Open Houses in Malaysia can be divided into two categories. One; is the layman's open house where the usual assortment of Malaysians attend and proceed to make small talk about the lack of traffic and the catered food. If the food is prepared personally by the host, this gives you another topic of conversation. It'll be the same stuff you encounter in other open houses but make sure you add some chutzpah to the compliments to really sell it. Alcohol, if served, will help facilitate the bland conversation and inspire a performance or two.<br /><br />The second type of open house is of greater magnitude and draws a smorgasbord of visitors armed with tupperware eager to assist in adding to the merriment of the proceedings. These open houses are the ones held by public figures, specifically those in public service. Politicians far and wide hold these open houses to meet and greet the community which they so nobly serve and graciously remind them of such. The community, ever eager to repay the favour, will respond in kind by getting the most out the visit. Political ideologies or party allegiances are secondary when it comes to kiasuism, to be sure.<br /><br />Whatever the case may be, it's always interesting to witness Malaysians in their natural element when you combine the elements of free food, scarcity and queueing. It's no wonder then that the open house is a unique and longstanding Malaysian tradition, it brings out the best in them.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-53658116751968069192009-01-28T10:26:00.009+08:002009-01-31T21:01:51.787+08:00Malaysian People In The News- Rihanna<a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/1/25/nation/3116247&sec=nation"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296166210174403122" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 242px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SX_DG5zfQjI/AAAAAAAAAtY/IeThIyCbT8M/s320/rihannaumbr.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#006600;"><a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/1/25/nation/3116247&sec=nation"><span style="font-size:130%;">PAS To Protest Against Rihanna Concert</span><br /></a></span><div>The Star Online</div><div>25th January 2009</div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><br />Summary</span></div><div></div><div></div><div><br />PAS remain persistent in their efforts to prevent popstar Rihanna from performing in Malaysia despite the Government's approval.</div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><br />Best Quotes</span></div><div></div><div></div><div><br />PAS chief Kamaruzaman Mohamad said the demonstration would mainly be to exert pressure on the Government to show that the movement disapproved of such concerts, which it described as unsuitable for the country.</div><div></div><div></div><div><br />Kamaruzaman said he was upset with the government’s decision to reject their memorandum.</div><div><br />“Rihanna’s image including her dressing is not suitable for our culture,” he said.</div><div><br />“Even if she wore a headscarf here, we know it is not her real self because she performs differently in other places,” he said, adding that they had sent a memorandum to the Religious Affairs Department to have a standard guidelines for such concerts.</div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><br />Conclusion</span></div><div></div><div></div><div><br />PAS are obsessive and aggressive when the thought of Rihanna comes up, stressing and incessantly pressing the issue of prohibition. Despite their best efforts, the Government doesn't see a reason to stop the music.</div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><br />Stuff Mentioned</span></div><ul><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/7-mainstream-music.html">Mainstream Music</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/08/33-public-protests.html">Public Protests</a></li><li>Malaysian Problems-<a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/08/malaysian-problems-foreign-artist.html">Foreign Artist Concerts</a></li><li>Malaysian Problems- <a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/08/malaysian-problems-sexual-identity.html">Sexual Identity</a></li></ul>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-47860007365208808752009-01-21T14:38:00.003+08:002009-02-06T02:22:33.956+08:00#54 Chinese New Year<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SXa-6SjWaAI/AAAAAAAAAsA/PL1PCjhzh-M/s1600-h/cny2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293628320642394114" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 231px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SXa-6SjWaAI/AAAAAAAAAsA/PL1PCjhzh-M/s320/cny2.jpg" border="0" /></a> It's that time of the year again when the Chinese people of Malaysia celebrate the Chinese New Year, the first day of the first lunar month in the Chinese calendar. The great thing about ethnic festivals in Malaysia is that regardless of your religious or spiritual persuasion, you won't feel left out during such festivities. And Chinese New Year is no exception. After all, everyone gets two days off work.<br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify">As opposed to other holidays that are religion-specific, Chinese New Year requires no such commitment to faith or belief. The only stipulation is that you be, well, Chinese. As with all things Chinese, the New Year will revolve around ideas of prosperity, wealth, good fortune, auspiciousness and health. And many, many time honored traditions and customs (you don't want to know).</div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">You'll also be seeing red, but in a good way, as Chinese recognize the color red as a symbolism of wealth, fortune and happiness. By now you would have identified the subtext of money and its importance to the Chinese but of course, one should never be so crude as to suggest CNY is a celebration of currency. It's really all about family and new beginnings. And prosperity.</div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">The CNY festivities typically start with the Reunion Dinner whereby families near and far gather to have the meal o<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SXbHImyAmmI/AAAAAAAAAsI/-mqjehyt0yc/s1600-h/cny.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293637362683779682" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 265px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SXbHImyAmmI/AAAAAAAAAsI/-mqjehyt0yc/s320/cny.jpg" border="0" /></a>n the Eve of the CNY. This normally sets the scene for reluctant reconciliation and temporary truces while each member compares their good fortune over the past year and compete to see who has accomplished more. It's also a good time to interrogate members of the family who are single and attempt to set them up with "someone nice". Following a meal that will entail plenty of jostling for food and biting criticism subsequently, there'll probably be a gambling session (notice the subtext again). Some people will observe superstitions such as washing hands of bad luck or donning lucky underwear.</div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">On the First Day of the CNY, families visit their elders and each other's houses. Red packets will be exchanged. Children will sneak away to inspect the contents of said packets. Families resume eating traditional CNY meals and another round of gambling will take place. At night, there'll be a showcase of fireworks. The more ostentatious Chinese folk will purchase the loudest and most colorful fireworks displays to ring in the New Year (rule of thumb: big and loud is very CNY). </div><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">And then it goes on for another 14 days of pretty much the same thing happening but on an increasingly smaller scale as the celebrations dwindle and routine sets in. By then you'll have ODed on Mandarin oranges and peanuts, conducted your red packet balance sheet, gambled away a small fortune, watched a few lion dances and seen off annoying relatives until the following year. All in all, a very productive holiday. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Remember that this is a glorious opportunity to get in the good graces of your Chinese Malaysian friends. Wear lots of red, gush about the rich culture and traditions of CNY and lose some money to the host of the open house you're attending. Consider it your contribution to the sustenance of Chinese heritage.<br /></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-35683720566886448172009-01-16T02:38:00.000+08:002009-01-16T07:36:08.606+08:00Malaysianspeak- Lah<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SW_BaGBdsgI/AAAAAAAAAr4/bwXmDJxLUB4/s1600-h/tolah.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291660741221134850" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 278px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SW_BaGBdsgI/AAAAAAAAAr4/bwXmDJxLUB4/s320/tolah.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em> Definition:</em><br /><br />A Manglish particle used primarily at the end of sentences to affirm a point or statement. Also to add weight to a sentence not unlike an exclamation mark.<br /><br /><em>Malaysian Usage:</em><br /><br />i) Ya lah<br />ii) No lah<br />iii) Economy bad lah<br />iv) Petrol price down lah<br />v) Go mamak lah<br />vi) Virtually with anything<br /><br /><em>Example:</em><br /><br />a) He's getting married <em>lah</em>. No more crazy nights out already. It's parenthood and Pampers for him now <em>lah</em>!<br /><br />b) Yeah <em>lah</em>, she's like that one. You can't save a damsel who likes her distress <em>lah</em>.<br /><br />c) Your fault <em>lah</em>! Who asked you to come late?<br /><br /><em>Conclusion</em><br /><br /><em>Lah</em> is ubiquitously used in the Malaysian lexicon. Much like other Malaysian phrases or colloquialisms, its usage can be varied to signify diverse emotions, connotations or expressions. If you are unfamiliar with the use of <em>Lah</em>, observe how real Malaysians incorporate it into daily conversations before attempting it. Otherwise you run the risk of sounding obnoxious. Or French. Same thing really.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-3003814502836868822009-01-07T00:30:00.019+08:002009-01-07T05:12:15.391+08:00#53 Has-Been Concerts At Genting Highlands<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SWOHe2MljsI/AAAAAAAAArw/HpD51U149Fg/s1600-h/petercetera01.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288219351477227202" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 244px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SWOHe2MljsI/AAAAAAAAArw/HpD51U149Fg/s320/petercetera01.jpg" border="0" /></a>Malaysia has always been a veritable ground for foreign artistes looking to build and grow a solid fan base. Regardless of whoever the artist(s) is, rest assured that there will be a tweenybopper, emo teen, diva enthusiast or contemporary pop connoisseur here to welcome their idols with open arms and zero judgement.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />However, there remains a niche market in Malaysia that foreign acts have identified and continued to exploit over the years. These artistes are those in the twilight of their careers, seeking a little nostalgia trip as well as a fiscal boost to their ailing royalties and to further fund their retirement plans.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />The one place in Malaysia that hosts these memory lane moments is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genting_Highlands">Genting Highlands</a>; otherwise known for being a mountain resort, gambling den of decadence and the only place in Malaysia whose weather doesn't reduce you to a hot, sweaty mess. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Part of the reason why these concerts are held in Genting Highlands is because it's far enough from anyone you know, which spares you the embarrassment should you be caught indulging in corny, dated music performed by geriatric popstars. However, if you are below the age of 30 and are caught in such a compromising situation, just say that you're there to accompany your parent/uncle/auntie who begged you to drive them up the steep, winding mountain and attend the concert. Don't worry, the countless number of senior citizens there will assist in your charade. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />But regardless of your age and mortifying taste in music, it's completely understandable and you shouldn't have to apologize. After all, it really is hard to say you're sorry for habits that are hard to break.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-71615534707378209172008-12-31T02:39:00.003+08:002008-12-31T03:00:05.657+08:00Happy New Year!<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SVptIezp8hI/AAAAAAAAAro/wCUi-VuXdpI/s1600-h/2009.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285657105148801554" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SVptIezp8hI/AAAAAAAAAro/wCUi-VuXdpI/s320/2009.jpg" border="0" /></a>Esteemed readers and friends,<br /><br />A Happy New Year to all of you! Thank you for all the support, criticism and encouragement. Here's to new beginnings and a stronger resolve.<br /><br />Let 2009 be the year that we set out to become all that we can be.<br /><br />Yours faithfully,<br /><br />B.H.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com268tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-10509631063713110952008-12-24T02:45:00.007+08:002008-12-24T05:15:31.421+08:00#52 Celebrating Western Holidays<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SVEyI2AJjpI/AAAAAAAAArg/eVz0splJD6A/s1600-h/xmasdeco.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283058965398785682" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 332px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 216px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SVEyI2AJjpI/AAAAAAAAArg/eVz0splJD6A/s320/xmasdeco.jpg" border="0" /></a>Given the melting pot of races that form Malaysia's population, it's not uncommon for a copious amount of festive celebrations to occur in a calendar year. In fact, any excuse to celebrate an occasion will be well received by Malaysian people. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />You would think that the festivals specifically inherent to the major ethnicities would suffice, but no, Malaysians are all too willing to celebrate Western holidays as well.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Although most will just revel in the respite that a holiday provides without actually celebrating it, you shouldn't mention this. It won't hurt their feelings but Malaysians aren't fond of being confronted with the truth. Instead, just note how cultured and considerate they are to acknowledge holidays that aren't related to them.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />The celebration of Western holidays like Halloween or Christmas or even St. Patrick's Day brings great joy to Malaysians as they get to explore different facets of their personalities, celebrate-binge or partake in mass consumerism under the pretext of spreading festive cheer. Expect to find places like shopping malls, clubs or pubs fully patronised by Malaysians looking to usher in some merriment.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />For you foreigners who are missing out on these celebrations as they take place back home in your own country, this is a perfect opportunity to impress your Malaysian friends. Note how appreciative you are that Malaysians have an outlet for you to express your specific religion based holiday. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Then explain the roots and history of this holiday and point out the differences and mistakes Malaysians have made in the process of interpreting it. This will cause some guilt for your Malaysian consorts and they'll endeavour to better appropriate and adapt the holiday in future. In the meantime, you can use this guilt to garner favours, holiday gifts and invites to house parties.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-41435462790561945122008-12-18T02:27:00.015+08:002008-12-18T21:06:57.615+08:00#51 Socialite Status<div align="justify">The list so far has covered things and ways in which you can endear yourself to average, normal Malaysian people. But even those Malaysian people sometimes long for a life less ordinary and wish they were in the upper echelon of Malaysian society. Some Malaysians are fortunate to be born into such legacies while the rest sadly, will have to socialise their way to the top.<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SUlfBKVYjWI/AAAAAAAAArI/IEHBc1Z6zD0/s1600-h/socialite1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280856511627169122" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SUlfBKVYjWI/AAAAAAAAArI/IEHBc1Z6zD0/s320/socialite1.jpg" border="0" /></a>In their efforts to achieve a sense of self-actualization and achievement, Malaysian people would like nothing more than to be recognized as a person (and a name) around town. Someone with impeccable taste, elegance and sophistication. Someone who is a part of high society and indulges in decadent dinners and attends perennial parties. One can see how such an opulent lifestyle would prove more appealing than weekly excursions to the Pasar Malam and meals at the Mamak stall.<br /><br />So for those cursed with working class backgrounds and surnames that don't open doors, there's a lot of work to be done in attaining a socialite's status (if not the wealth). The first is to be pervasively present at any event held in town. An aspiring socialite must be able to find his/her way into any occasion that has the creme de la creme of Malaysian society attending. This can be done by way of maintaining an inscrutable veneer of pretense and pretending to love everyone even though names have long since vanished from memory. When you love everyone, everyone will love you. And then you rein in the favours.<br /><br />Next, it is crucial that you not only be seen but also remembered. This is simple and should be second nature to Malaysians; photography. To be a successful socialite, one must constantly be seen in pictures. Anyone, anytime, anywhere. Simple probability will tell you that the chances of you appearing in Tatler or other forms of venerable media will increase with the more pictures you appear in. Remember to have a forced smile on at all times just in case someone sneaks a picture of you while you aren't looking!<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SUlgELMy9ZI/AAAAAAAAArY/UsD0pjos7Do/s1600-h/socialite2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280857662910821778" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 243px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SUlgELMy9ZI/AAAAAAAAArY/UsD0pjos7Do/s320/socialite2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />To really sell your product (you), one must fully exploit the platform that is the Web. Start a blog. If you're feeling particularly confident, start your own website. But regardless, the aim is to endlessly promote your activities and endeavours to the cyberworld at large. Post those pictures! Drop those names! In no time you'll be the It Girl/Guy of KL and everyone will want to be you (if not, beat you). You might even carve a career out of it and build a legion of admirers and groupies. Ain't life grand?<br /><br />However, once you've achieved ascension of that social ladder, you'll have plenty of enemies and detractors. So you just be the cat by the bar toasting to the good life, ignore the haters and posers trying to pull you back, right? After all this social manoeuvreing, there is a chance that you will emerge a changed person. You might not like the person you've become, but at least everyone else will!</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-11653569294576780212008-12-10T21:19:00.009+08:002009-01-08T07:08:53.654+08:00#50 Pasar Malam<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/ST_D3EZZp7I/AAAAAAAAAqg/igXtegrmT_I/s1600-h/pasar-malam.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278152639142012850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 338px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 237px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/ST_D3EZZp7I/AAAAAAAAAqg/igXtegrmT_I/s320/pasar-malam.jpg" border="0" /></a>In your endeavours to befriend Malaysian people, you will encounter them in a myriad of places such as clubs, mamak stalls or shopping malls. However, one place which brings out some of the best qualities in Malaysians is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasar_malam">Pasar Malam</a>, otherwise known as a night market.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />In contrast with morning markets, the Pasar Malam draws a much more diverse crowd and allows for a colorful display of Malaysian mannerisms. The Pasar Malam is a purveyor of things such as pirated goods, raw food and vegetables, clothing, shoes, reading material, confectionary products, etc. The mass provision of such wares therefore warrants a large crowd and demonstrates that traffic congestion doesn't just apply to the roads and highways of Malaysia. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Pasar Malams are one of the places where you will witness a distinctive Malaysian trait: haggling. Malaysian people will never agree on a price for a good or product if they haven't haggled and bargained for it. The rule of thumb is to counter offer the initial price with an absurdly low amount, then work to the middle. Even if the item's price isn't negotiable, Malaysian people still get a sense of satisfaction out of prolonging the purchase process and proving that they're nobody's fool.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Most of the time, Malaysians head to the Pasar Malam even if they don't really need anything from it. It's just the Malaysian need to wander aimlessly and peruse stuff to occupy themselves. So the next time you're at a Pasar Malam, strike up a conversation with a Malaysian person about the DVD movies you bought or the delectable hawker food by the monsoon drain. Your enthusiasm for Malaysian nightlife will be well received and they might take you on a tour of the other Pasar Malams in the vicinity.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-39724608760466197352008-12-05T00:04:00.007+08:002008-12-05T21:18:57.115+08:00Malaysianspeak- Can Or Not?<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/STgDZNZ6sBI/AAAAAAAAAqI/uW33TnShlgM/s1600-h/n515527802_1423639_437.jpg"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275970695094513682" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/STgDZNZ6sBI/AAAAAAAAAqI/uW33TnShlgM/s320/n515527802_1423639_437.jpg" border="0" /></em></a><em> Definition:</em><br /><br />A question pertaining the feasibility of a situation or to ascertain the possibility of an occurence.<br /><br /><em>Malaysian Definition:</em><br /><br />i) Are you sure?<br />ii) Can it be done?<br />iii) To punctuate sentences<br />iv) To make a rhetoric statement<br />v) Yes or no?<br />vi) Please<br />vii) May I?<br /><br /><em>Example:</em><br /><br />a) Naga : Let's go karaoke this weekend. I've been practising and I think I can hit those high octaves on that Bon Jovi song we always sing.<br />Nivel : Huh. Can or not.<br /><br />b) Queenie : Sweetheart, I thought of what you could get me for Christmas. A new grand piano! Can or not?<br />Kingston : Cannot.<br /><br /><em>Conclusion</em><br /><br /><em>Can or not</em> is one of the more common phrases you will find being used in the average Malaysian's vernacular. Its uniqueness is that it can be a question, punctuation mark, rhetoric or replacement for outdated terms like please, could or may.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-57769115120505815822008-11-28T00:52:00.017+08:002008-11-28T12:34:58.895+08:00#49 Avoiding Confrontation<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SS7dNe32BjI/AAAAAAAAAqA/jokp5iEHEdE/s1600-h/n714185929_1840402_9056.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273395437392758322" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SS7dNe32BjI/AAAAAAAAAqA/jokp5iEHEdE/s320/n714185929_1840402_9056.jpg" border="0" /></a>Malaysian people are not fond of confrontation. You could say that they take passive-aggression to whole new stratospheres. There's something uniquely Malaysian about this trait of beating around the bush and delaying the inevitable that coincides with that other Malaysian pastime of <a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/complaining.html">complaining</a> but not doing anything about it.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Malaysian people will go to great lengths to avoid incidents or encounters that force them to express feelings of discomfort or displeasure. If you have committed a transgression against your Malaysian friend, rest assured you won't hear about it from them. You will hear about it from another friend, your neighbour, your colleague, MSN Messenger statuses, Facebook or a blog but you will not be confronted by the person you've offended. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />If you're wondering why Malaysian people would rather take this merry-go-round method than confront the source of dissatisfaction, you probably neglected the fact that this is part and parcel of Malaysian congeniality. It's true. Malaysians are far too polite to tell you about it to your face. Which is why they'll relieve their emotional burden by telling everyone else. If you're one of those in the loop, be prepared to hear the phrase <em>"Don't tell him/her I said this but.."</em></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />In case you have manufactured a situation of conflict-avoidance, you need to know how you can manage such situations and use them for your own advantage. The first approach is to, well, approach. <em>"Hey Jason, I understand that you were slighted by my remark about your casual attitude towards piracy. I'm sorry."</em> This move will gain you lots of guilt trip points which you can use for leverage in the future due to them having already badmouthed you to everyone up till the point you apologised.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />The other technique you could employ is slightly risky and requires a thicker layer of epidermis. Knowing full well that your actions offend someone, continue doing it and take advantage while feigning ignorance. Your Malaysian friends will grumble and whine about your behaviour (but do nothing about it) for years. During this period, low expectations of you will have been set in place. All you have to do is every now and then, display that you are capable (nothing certain, just glimpses) of change. This will appease them greatly and they'll continue feeding on the false hope that you have fed them. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />It really is that easy.</div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-21437920221564329602008-11-23T04:16:00.006+08:002008-11-23T04:33:20.887+08:00Malaysian People In The News- Bruce Willis<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SSho9dl62gI/AAAAAAAAAp4/yaSbE9X0I10/s1600-h/mainpicfiveguysp1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271578768962148866" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 227px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SSho9dl62gI/AAAAAAAAAp4/yaSbE9X0I10/s320/mainpicfiveguysp1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="http://biz.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/22/business/2614856&sec=business">Bruce Willis Sues Petra And Tunku Imran</a><br /></span>B.K. Sidhu<br />Business, The Star Online<br />22nd November 2008<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Summary</span><br /><br />Hollywood actor Bruce Willis has sued the Petra Group and its chairman, Tunku Imran Tuanku Ja’afar, to recoup US$900,000 (RM3.1mil) of the US$2mil the actor invested in a “green rubber” venture.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Best Quotes</span><br /><br />In his complaint filed in the federal court in Los Angeles yesterday, Willis said Petra chief executive officer Datuk Vinod B. Sekhar and Tunku Imran induced him to invest in a company that was developing a non-toxic and recyclable rubber in 2007, according to a Bloomberg report.<br /><br />Willis, the star of the 1988 hit action film, Die Hard, accused the Petra Group and its executives of breach of contract and unjust enrichment.<br /><br />In response to the suit, Vinod, who owns Petra Group, told StarBiz yesterday: “It is a minor shareholder issue and we are surprised as we already agreed to take care of it. The current market softening is making people react.’’<br /><br />While Willis wants his money back, Gibson was quoted in the Petra Group statement as saying: “When you make investments in companies that have the potential to have such a significant positive impact on the world, you do it for the long-term gains and not for quick return. I am in it for the long term.”<br /><br />Efforts to call Tunku Imran were not successful.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Stuff Mentioned</span><br /><ul><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/2-conspiracy-theories_14.html">Conspiracy Theories</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/07/22-short-term-memory.html">Short Term Memory</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/complaining.html">Complaining</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/14-part-time-malaysians.html">Part-Time Malaysians</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/4-caucasians.html">Caucasians</a></li></ul>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-8290202145324451272008-11-18T20:22:00.004+08:002008-11-20T03:49:57.876+08:00#48 Elaborate Wedding Dinners<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SSK48C4YBjI/AAAAAAAAApw/koM9xr8C3GM/s1600-h/DSCN0361.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269977855681889842" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 239px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SSK48C4YBjI/AAAAAAAAApw/koM9xr8C3GM/s320/DSCN0361.JPG" border="0" /></a> There comes a time in a Malaysian person's life when they take the next step and venture into that foreign realm the rest of us call matrimony.<br /><br />The process is more or less the same as it would be in your country except that customs and tradition run rampant and the emphasis is placed on the wedding as opposed to the marriage itself.<br /><br />The wedding dinner is much more than a celebration of two people's union, it is a momentous occasion in which the couple and their family announce to the world that they are happy, successful, accomplished and basically everything you are not.<br /><br />You will witness an indulgent and decadent display of extravagance as well as nauseating sentiment. You will bear witness to the couple's lives unfolding and converging through a professional and calculated slideshow presentation. You will have more than your fair share of alcohol and food to compensate for the token of appreciation you parted with at the welcoming/cashier counter.<br /><br />Throughout the night, you will be sufficiently entertained. The obligatory website/movie inspired wedding vows, grudging speeches from both sets of parents and a performance from a drunk relative or two. And that's not even the singing on stage part.<br /><br />If you should be so fortunate as to be at a wedding dinner with someone you have not pledged your undying love to, you will at least be able to share the awkward silence on the ride home followed by an inevitable guilt trip in the months to come. But let's dispense with all this cynicism, one should be merry and rejoice in the infinite possibilities and symbols of hope that weddings accord. Don't worry, it won't be long before you have your bride and gloom.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-40209752788215153782008-11-11T15:33:00.001+08:002008-11-11T15:40:35.393+08:00#47 Piracy<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SRL3HJvKxQI/AAAAAAAAApQ/XiosTzkpmqU/s1600-h/pirated-cd-seller.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265542616594433282" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 308px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 229px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SRL3HJvKxQI/AAAAAAAAApQ/XiosTzkpmqU/s320/pirated-cd-seller.jpg" border="0" /></a>If you've been on holiday to Malaysia or had the delightful experience of living here, you will have surely come across a facet of it's culture that is illegal yet polarising.<br /><br />Given Malaysian people's affinity for all things foreign, it's only natural for them to want to propagate such influences and disseminate them to the general public. And how do Malaysian people do this, you ask? Why, it's quite simple. All one needs to adhere to is the old adage, "If you can't make it, fake it."<br /><br />When you consider the practical and reverent nature of Malaysians, it therefore makes sense to pay tribute to the things you love by acquiring them illegally for a fraction of the actual price. That way, everyone gets to share the same experience affordably and without guilt, because everyone's doing it!<br /><br />If there's a market for it, there'll be a pirated version out on the streets in no time. The latest Hollywood movies on DVD? Check. Designer clothes and accessories? Available. Copyright infringement and zero compunction? Absolutely.<br /><br />Having this knowledge however, does not mean you should preach the values of purchasing original goods and services to your Malaysian friends. Any attempt to do so will result in a spiel that will be 30 minutes of your life you will never get back. First, they will tell you that this illegal and early acquisition of the material will enable them to form an informed opinion, thereby justifying their recommendations to others. This increases the exposure and awareness of the material in question. So in actuality, their illegal activities are spurring the industry on.<br /><br />What you say following this is very important. While it would be natural to point out that they're still depriving the source of royalties as well as acquiring illegal and cheap goods, you must refrain. Instead, ask them what movies or music they would recommend. This will give them a sense of pride that they are your resident pop culture expert. It also allows them to feel vindicated that their inappropriate activities are part of a larger cultural advancement exercise and not just piracy.<br /><br />This will please them greatly and you should expect an invitation to movie night or a listening session for the bootleg Linkin Park album.B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-2373845296082591132008-11-06T22:00:00.011+08:002008-11-06T23:01:35.605+08:00#46 Barack Obama<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SRMBIbxm95I/AAAAAAAAApo/Wmxe0Q6LXlo/s1600-h/obama3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265553633732654994" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 289px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SRMBIbxm95I/AAAAAAAAApo/Wmxe0Q6LXlo/s320/obama3.jpg" border="0" /></a>On the surface, it may be hard to fathom how Malaysian people feel such an affinity for the President of a country whose citizens assume Malaysia is either a viral tropical disease or the capital of Singapore.<br /><br />But yet, Malaysian people have taken to Barack Obama as if he was a political bastion of hope in their own country and followed his progress to the White House with great relish.<br /><br />It would hardly be a shock to see Malaysian people having more knowledge of the U.S. elections than the local political climate. You could attribute this irony to apathy for the domestic political scene but it is more a statement of faith.<br /><br />Such is the reverence Malaysian people have for Obama that they have gone to great lengths to find a link between <a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/07/malaysian-people-in-news-29th-july-2008.html">Obama and Malaysia</a>. Local politicians have followed his campaign fervently and even incorporated the need for <a href="http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/91185">Change</a> into their own rhetoric. But I digress.<br /><br />Malaysian people love Barack Obama because he represents everything that Malaysia claims to stand for: Justice, Democracy, Progress and Equality. Malaysia is a little short on some of those claims but who's counting. Obama, with his policies and administration will affect more than Malaysia's relations with the States and the struggling economy. Obama, to Malaysian people is a beacon of Hope, that one day Malaysia too can proudly say "Yes We <em>Boleh</em>."B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-78953245290789956642008-10-30T03:02:00.002+08:002008-11-04T01:12:53.251+08:00#45 Sexposé<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQi2gORx_NI/AAAAAAAAApA/7r8tk4ni5bY/s1600-h/foosball.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262656829287169234" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQi2gORx_NI/AAAAAAAAApA/7r8tk4ni5bY/s320/foosball.jpg" border="0" /></a>It's no secret that Malaysian people are more reserved and reticent when it comes to matters involving sex. In fact, Malaysia ranks as one of the least developed countries when it comes to sexual experiences and education.<br /><br />On paper, it seems that Malaysian people are uptight and sexually unadventurous. This is where they have you fooled. Malaysian people love sex and its intimate intricacies as much as the next person. They're just more coy about it. It's amusing but it's part of the Malaysian hypocrisy that passes itself off as allure and mystery. Yesterday's mystery however, quickly turns into tomorrow's history.<br /><br />A cursory scan of the internet will reveal that Malaysian people are not quite the prudes you thought they were. Sex scandals, from politicians to math geniuses to professional foosball players are quickly becoming commonplace. Due to an exhibitionist (and opportunist) streak that strikes the once sexually repressed, home videos and illicit images are making their way onto the internet and DVD collections. What better way to make one's introduction to Malaysian society than to go down in infamy and be the purveyor of pleasure to thousands? Some of these sexhibitions would even put Paris Hilton to shame. Not that she would feel any, but you catch my drift.<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQi2OXVgWWI/AAAAAAAAAo4/feDXuj3-vqk/s1600-h/chua.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262656522481064290" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQi2OXVgWWI/AAAAAAAAAo4/feDXuj3-vqk/s320/chua.bmp" border="0" /></a>These sexperiences that have become ice breakers and water cooler talk also allow us to examine public perception with regard to gender equality. While the male protagonists of such sexploits suffer temporary embarrassment, their virile displays are secretly the envy of Malaysian men and pique the curiousity of the fairer sex. However,the females depicted in these displays of debauchery receive stern admonishment and societal shunning. So you see, being screwed takes on more than just a literal meaning.<br /><br />This teaches us three very valuable lessons:<br /><br />1. Protect yourself, because the penis mightier than the sword.<br /><p>2. Always decline requests to star in amateur productions. 15 minutes of shame doesn't really count as acting experience. </p><p>3. Be a sex object. When asked for sex, object.</p>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-85359278225878164872008-10-26T12:42:00.008+08:002009-01-15T02:26:39.404+08:00#44 Mobile Malaise<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQP2o1ofXKI/AAAAAAAAAoo/DaRaDqRDTjE/s1600-h/donttext.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261319971150978210" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 287px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 210px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SQP2o1ofXKI/AAAAAAAAAoo/DaRaDqRDTjE/s320/donttext.bmp" border="0" /></a> This post ties heavily into <a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/07/25-sms.html">#25 </a>but it's crucial that you understand how cell phone etiquette (or lack of it) is an important part of Malaysian culture.<br /><br />The presence of cellphones has permeated Malaysian people's sense of being to the point that it is virtually an ancillary appendage. Regardless of age or gender, Malaysian people remain inseparable and dangerously dependent on what has evolved from a communication device into an expression of character.<br /><br />The value of this character however, is a matter of taste. If you're fond of having your conversations interrupted by an intrusive but upbeat ringtone that inspires a sudden case of Tourette's, you might find such nuances appealing. Or if you're eager to drive with a heightened sense of caution because the driver of the car in front of you is prone to gesticulating wildly while conversing or texting with their one free hand, then yes, you will find such behaviour entirely charming.<br /><br />When possessed by the cellphone's intoxicating influence, Malaysian people also seem to speak louder, be more inquisitive and express a plethora of emotions. Be prepared to hear the phrase "Where are you?" or "What are you doing?"as soon as you answer a call from your Malaysian friend. They don't mean to pry, it's just second nature to them. In any case, your standard response should be either "Busy <em>lah</em>" or "Nothing <em>lah</em>", followed by a succinct but cordial "What you want?".<br /><br />This mobile misappropriation is endemic and can be easily observed at anyplace and anytime. Some Malaysians develop pathological dependencies on their mobile phones but so far any displays of violence have been contained except for the occasional emotional abuse that telco customer service officers suffer.<br /><br />So if you're in a club or at a hawker stall or in the cinema, all you need to do to blend in is check your cellphone incessantly and occasionally field a phone call only to tell the caller how busy you are. They will understand, because they're doing the same thing.<br /><br /><br /><em>Thanks to <a href="http://envisage-dreams.blogspot.com/">Alicia Goh </a>for the entry suggestion.</em>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-84714879543623397602008-10-22T22:43:00.005+08:002008-10-22T22:58:30.676+08:00Malaysian People In The News- Shah Rukh Khan<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SP88FqStftI/AAAAAAAAAog/NVCCjCNON7g/s1600-h/shah-rukh-khan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259988957741809362" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SP88FqStftI/AAAAAAAAAog/NVCCjCNON7g/s320/shah-rukh-khan.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/10/22/nation/2337446&sec=nation">Bollywood Hunk Will Be In Malacca To Receive Award<br /></a></span>Martin Carvalho<br />The Star Online<br />22nd October 2008<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Summary</span><br /><br />Bollywood heartthrob Shah Rukh Khan has confirmed his acceptance of the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) award which carries the title of Datuk from Malacca Yang di-Pertua Negri Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob next month.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Best Quotes</span><br /><br />Mohd Ali was asked to comment on whether the state had any intention of retracting the award following protest from several quarters including the issue being raised in Parliament.<br /><br />“No, there is no intention of retracting the award. How can you give something to a person and later ask it back.<br /><br />“That’s called being a buruk siku (a Malay idiom to describe one who has given something but later asks for its return),” he said.<br /><br />He also defended the state’s decision to confer a Datukship on the actor, saying that he (Shah Rukh) had helped promote Malacca to an international audience through the film One 2 Ka 4 and the song Don on one of his CDs.<br /><br />"If the state wanted to get this sort of publicity on CNN, it would have to pay millions" he said, adding that the move to confer the award on the actor would prompt him to shoot more films here.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Stuff Mentioned</span><br /><ul><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/14-part-time-malaysians.html">Part-Time Malaysians</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/complaining.html">Complaining</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/11-jumping-on-bandwagon.html">Jumping On The Bandwagon</a></li><li><a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/07/22-short-term-memory.html">Short Term Memory</a></li></ul>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-80210017789870815412008-10-20T11:21:00.007+08:002008-10-22T19:28:14.343+08:00#43 Assessing Accidents<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPwJ-3yKFHI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/YDQs20kM9yc/s1600-h/accident.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259089440592761970" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPwJ-3yKFHI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/YDQs20kM9yc/s320/accident.jpg" border="0" /></a>One thing Malaysian you must have noticed by now are the abominable traffic jams that plague the roads, highways and streets of Malaysia. Morning, noon or night, you can rest assured that you will encounter some form of congestion that will delay you from reaching your destination in time.<br /><br /><div><div></div><div>Now that you think about it, traffic jams are vital to the Malaysian cultural fabric because it gives credence to their chronic tardiness and penchant for complaining. But I digress.</div><br /><div>Sometimes, you may be engaged in an hour long, bumper-to-bumper queue that will test your patience and sanity. More often than not, you will repress this rage and let it erupt somewhere down the road. Maybe at a Badminton game or political rally. If you are truly unfortunate, there may be no cause for the bottleneck or congestion at all and you will be left in a confused state of frustration and wonder.</div><br /><div>More often than not though, the cause of this stagnancy is an accident; an unfortunate vehicular mishap that requires its drivers to stop in the middle of the road to converse and exchange pleasantries. An inexplicable state of voyeurism will possess other commuters as they slow down their vehicles to peruse and evaluate the damage that has been done to the vehicles involved. Everyone will have an opinion on it. Some will take pictures for the benefit of those of you who enjoy such vicarious experiences.<br /><br />There will also be man<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPwJu6O79oI/AAAAAAAAAoI/qBExTKcjVsw/s1600-h/accident2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259089166372435586" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPwJu6O79oI/AAAAAAAAAoI/qBExTKcjVsw/s320/accident2.jpg" border="0" /></a>y concerned citizens who will commiserate, by stopping to assist and provide advice. Some of them may be car garage touts eager to haul said vehicles into their establishments but still, their intentions are sincere. Or so they insist. Almost instantaneously, you will see tow trucks appearing at the behest of imposing walkie-talkies and the vehicle owners will be spoilt for choice given the gallantry of such noble and entrepreneurial samaritans.</div><br /><div>Should the situation be appearing to reach a resolution, you must act promptly and do what all other Malaysian witnesses have already done as soon as the accident happened: take the vehicle registration numbers down. No, it's not so you can provide the authorities with details as well as your first hand account of the incident. Taking down the numbers is a fiduciary responsibility you have to yourself.</div><br /><div>These numbers, although procured at the expense of others' misfortune, are potentially prosperous as you can use them at the local Magnum or 4D shop. In case you are still groping in the dark, calamitous events such as accidents are crucial in sustaining the local gambling industry. While there has been no empirical evidence to suggest such an incident could lead to an inverse turn of fortune, it is still a time honored tradition that Malaysian people adhere to fastidiously.<br /></div><div><br />So next time you see an accident on the road, remember that one person's misfortune could be your ticket to retirement.</div><div></div><div></div><div><em><br /><br />Thanks to Aidan Oh for the topic suggestion.</em></div></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297498476417209346.post-48418569830396583482008-10-14T00:53:00.016+08:002008-10-16T12:51:28.878+08:00#42 Club CultureAfter a long week of slaving away for multinationals and complaining but doing nothing about it, there's nothing Malaysians love more than to hit the club scene and get their freak on, bust a move and get jiggy with it. Not necessarily in that outdated order but you know what I'm saying.<br /><br /><div><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPO2Utcsf_I/AAAAAAAAAnw/D4bSOC7sfuk/s1600-h/n515527802_1461363_7924.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256745656985092082" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPO2Utcsf_I/AAAAAAAAAnw/D4bSOC7sfuk/s400/n515527802_1461363_7924.jpg" border="0" /></a>In Kuala Lumpur especially, where its denizens are awake at ungodly hours, clubs can be an interesting observation resource on the ways of Malaysian people. Typically, the revelry begins close to midnight and winds up at 3am but the real stories begin after they leave the premises. We will get to that later.<br /></div><br /><div><div><div>Preparation for a Malaysian club outing is simple but contains a few key areas. One thing to keep in mind is to be dressed to kill, which can sometimes yield a literal result but we won't dwell on that. Men will be dressed in expensive and identical striped shirts and enough hair product to tame a lion's mane. For the more flamboyant ones, a piece of winterwear is mandatory. Nothing screams sartorial suaveness like a scarf or sportscoat in a sweltering space designed to maximise opportunities for a meeting of minds and later, bodies. It could be the other way round but I'm pretty sure this is how it works.</div><div><br />In a hormonally charged environment such as this, you get to witness a lot of alpha male displays of superiority and peacock posturing. This element of pretense is necessary and an aphrodisiac to attract Malaysia's finest women. The alternative to competing is standing by the bar with the other males and ogling women until one of them responds with a terse "Not interested."<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPOxpOzov5I/AAAAAAAAAng/PaHWzUANPAU/s1600-h/club3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256740511978930066" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPOxpOzov5I/AAAAAAAAAng/PaHWzUANPAU/s320/club3.jpg" border="0" /></a>The process of selecting an outfit and final preparation for the fairer sex is a little more intricate. The overall image should symbolise class, with a hint of mischief and mystery but not be unapproachable. Yes, it's difficult but it's true, they go through this every time which is why you really need to compliment your Malaysian lady friends on their outfits to boost their infinite self esteem. </div><div><br />Of course, they will say that they dress for themselves and not to conform to media stereotypes or testosterone stimulant standards. As always, nod and smile politely. But the power of the right ensemble can't be denied, it could lead to a healthy relationship, everlasting love and an expense account. But you should not assume that some women are gold diggers. They're looking for something more substantial than that, like <a href="http://malaysianisms.blogspot.com/2008/06/4-caucasians.html">white gold</a>. When Malaysian women reject male advances, it's nothing personal, it's just business.</div><div><br />There are basically two forms of activity that take place in a club. The first is drinking, which can lead to something more fruitful with the opposite sex but if it doesn't, you could always say you had a good time drinking with your buddies which is really, all you need. After saying it a few times, it gets easy. Like a spoonful of sugar, it really does make the medicine go down in a most delightful way!<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPO8UvpO7OI/AAAAAAAAAn4/6xyH_UgO_gk/s1600-h/2007_knocked_up_005.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256752254644317410" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c0F-BuO2VjI/SPO8UvpO7OI/AAAAAAAAAn4/6xyH_UgO_gk/s320/2007_knocked_up_005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Which brings us to the second activity, dancing. If your mutual intoxication results in a tete-a-tete with a Malaysian person, good for you! This up close and personal encounter will hopefully lead to something real, like a one month stand. If you're really lucky though, someday down the road you can gather your offspring and tell them why they were named Velvet and Euphoria.<br /></div><div></div><div><br />In the midst of all these shenanigans, you mustn't forget to capture all these timeless moments in full photographic glory. The posterity of celluloid will supply you with endless amusement on Facebook or for slideshows at weddings. Maybe even provide those kids of yours with illustrations for the story you were telling of the night mommy and daddy first met which led to little Zouk being conceived.<br /><br />At the end of the night, when the lights come on and all the drunken debaucheries and scandalous scintillations are brought into stark and often ugly reality, it doesn't mean Malaysian people will give up on the hope of having that one great night on which they'll meet a beautiful stranger and drive a foreign sports car off into the sunrise. It just means they'll have to try harder the following week. In the meantime, they'll need to recuperate from those hangovers, persistent eyebags and compromised principles. You know what they say, the night is always darkest just before the yawn.</div></div></div></div>B.H.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16455381606228930987noreply@blogger.com16